Feeling horny?
Four days ago
My husband only died
I can't wait any longer
Three more days please
I can't
Go away
I'm not leaving
Please don't
Who's it?
Who are you?
I'm...
You two do nice things
He forced me
I didn't
You gave in easily
We didn't do anything though
What were you doing on the bed then?
How could you
do it to me?
I won't do it next time
There won't...
be any next time
Give me your necks so I can squeeze to death
Who are you?
I'm Fatboy
I'll kill you
I'll report you to the police
You'll be sentenced to death
An adulterer and an adulteress
A woman should be faithful
Your husband died only four days ago
How could you do such a thing?
And in front of his shrine too
Where's the shrine?
Over there
Hold this, I'm not through yet
Ghost!
Husband
What are you doing, Fatboy?
I'm punishing them
on your behalf
I didn't know you'd show up
It's so shameful
I feel so sorry for you
I can't let anybody know
You're...
absolutely right
You don't really have to kill them
But they may tell people
They won't publicize their own sin
They won't tell people
Then nobody will know
If one knows one will tell people
Is that a rule?
Of course it is
If nobody knows one knows
Why should one know
in the first place?
Do you know about this?
You mean the adultery?
I know every detail of it
Would you tell people?
I'm a straightforward...
person
I don't keep secrets
Then I have to kill you then
Don't misunderstand me
I came to...
defend your honour
It's not that big a deal anyway
Please don't take it too seriously
I'm sorry
I won't tell if nobody asks me
I'll tell even if nobody asks me
I won't tell even if I'm asked
Help!
What's the matter?
Uncle!
What's the matter?
What happened?
Uncle!
What happened to him?
Fatboy!
Slap me, please
Harder
Are you all right?
Fatboy
Yes?
Are you crazy?
I was having a nightmare
I'm all right
You put us on
My leg
Catch me
I didn't do it, Uncle. They did
Are you all right?
We've been doomed
generation after generation
Yours is the worst
Really?
My brother's your grandfather
Who died right after your father's born
I brought your father up
He died right
after you're born
You never behave yourself
I wonder...
if I'd last long enough
To see you become a father
Are you telling me
I have many fathers?
You'd better get to work
Uncle
What?
Watch your steps
Open the door
What a fragrance!
Are you trying to scare me?
Fatboy
What's the matter?
I've washed your clothes for you
Leave them here and go home
I'm busy
Wait
These aren't mine
I made them for you
You made them for me?
What do I need two ducks for?
They are not ducks, they are love birds
Why is one bigger than the other?
The big one is you, the small one is me
It doesn't look like me
The love birds are swimming
Couldn't you make something erotic?
I want you to sleep with these
And feel like sleeping
with me
I don't like them at all
You'd better
take them back
Yuen
Uncle
Go home
You shouldn't treat her like that
You were engaged
when you were babies
I want to call it off
Your father didn't leave you anything
Except...
this marriage
Besides,
Yuen's so nice to you
That's exactly the point
I don't want her to waste her life on me
No excuses
Let's go to work at the Ma's
Yes
Lucho spent all your money
and ran away
But he'll be back
They do this time...
and again
Will their spirits hear it?
When one dies, one dies
Are you still sober?
Have I ever been sober?
How could you pass
the public exams?
I think better when I'm drunk
I'd have flunked the exams if I were sober
I bet you would
Why don't you let
someone else do it?
Who can do it
better than me?
Learn carefully
You'll take over when I die
That's easy
I mean the learning
I've got about 60%
I'll offer the incense
Thank you
It's my job
I'm doing this
on behalf on Lucho
He said he'd be rich and come home
Just believe him for the time being
Fatboy, offer the tea please
Yes
The sky is clear
The riches will come
Luck has arrived
Everything is fine
I'll call you Silver
Bring everybody money
I'll call you Fortune
Bring everybody fortune
Bow
Bow again
Know who
your master is
May you be led
To rest in peace
(The Tavist priest is casting a spell)
Here's home
Lucho died so young
Make way please
How could Lucho die so young?
He didn't die young, you live longer
Uncle
This is Ying
She's Lucho's widow
Mrs Ma
This is Ying's brother
Ying's eight months pregnant
I'm glad for Lucho
Let's go inside
After you
Watch your steps
I don't believe it
Do a special job on old Ma
Beauty will be here soon
Be nice to the gentlemen
Here come the ladies
I beg your pardon, Beauty
Let me know
if there's anything you don't like
Jade is both nice and skillful
She knows how to please a man
Lord Chin was here the other day
Wouldn't you say she's very nice?
I sure would
It can work magic on an eighty year old
It can't fail on you
Which one of you is going to do it?
I've got too many customers
waiting for me
Jade is the hottest lady here
My neck is very sensitive
What do you say?
Like it or not?
He said yes
Then come with me to the room
We're not getting married
I knew he'd say yes
Please make yourself...
at home
Let's keep it this way
What are you waiting for?
I've got to prepare myself
Watch this for me
They say this stuff makes you last longer
It's all in the mind
Men are such fools
Have one yourself
My wife's been tough on me
Come early tomorrow
I sneaked out today
It really works
What am I going to do?
Don't think about it
One thousand and one
One thousand and two
Oh my God
One thousand and three
One thousand and four
One thousand and five
One thousand and six
One thousand and seven
Damn you
What's the matter?
Why waste your time?
I should have picked you, Fatty
I'm finished
Don't touch me
What are you doing?
It's almost there
Is it working?
Yes, for me
How did that happen?
He was no good
He was impotent
How could he
impregnate his wife?
Something's wrong?
That's easy...
for you to say
We should find out the truth
That's easy for you to say too
Stop arguing
I'd better go
find out the truth
How? You haven't got any clues
Neither have you
Stop arguing, watch what you're doing
Let's think of a plan
Go make the delivery, Fatboy
Yes
I've got it
Thank you for coming
Thank you
I couldn't let myself
not to come
These are the mourners we hired
Go get yourselves ready
We only lack
the Boy and the Girl
Those idiots are late again
I'll go back to take a look
Make way please
Don't act like you're straining yourselves
We are straining ourselves though
People may find out
What took you guys
so long?
Why made it so big?
Fatboy did it
Where's he?
He went to see Yuen
That's not like him
Don't get us involved
Go away
We're going back to the shop
Business has been good today
Hurry back then
You two don't match each other
Couldn't do one thing right
My condolence
Get some rest
You'd better post guard
I'll be outside
Behave yourself
Don't forget we're married
No way
Everybody thinks so
I wouldn't mind being your husband
Let's have a kiss
What are you two doing?
Here comes your real husband
He tried to molest me
That's not true
Stop fooling around
We can't fail
I know what to do
You're drunk again
Who is drunk?
Who is sober?
What a pity to die so young
Cheers
Stand still
Cheers
Please come upon us, dear angels
And have pity on the widow
Earth to earth and dust to dust
I thought I was bad, you're worse
Concentrate, will you?
Swordsman
What's the matter?
You're naughty
The incense is not good enough
Fire!
You're naughty, bastard. I'm sorry
That paper man can speak
Of course not
Please take care of your own kid
Will you stop that?
Cut that out. Let's go
Take Mr Ma home
I'll take you home
Uncle, let's go
This way
Let's go and have a drink
Good idea
That's it for today
That way please
Don't you know you're heavy?
Lucho, it's me
Forgive me for disturbing you
I'm suspecting foul play
on your death
I have to
find out the truth
I may catch a severe cold
I couldn't find anything
I'm Chin from the other village
I mastered the ceremony for you tonight
I can't make ends...
meet lately
I need to borrow money from you
You can't make use of it anyway
I'll repay you
after I die
That's the way it is
It never rains but pours
Someone's here before me
That's really frustrating
At least I can take these
I'd better use a pair of pliers
Wasn't it closed before?
Oh my God
The string was not strong enough
I'd kill you if Fatboy's not around
That's no way to treat the deceased
Who's that?
Could it be a ghost?
Don't scare yourself
You've got some tough teeth
I have no choice
I don't want to ruin your teeth
I didn't do it on purpose
There's not even one single bruise
Could he be poisoned?
I'll find out the truth for you
I'll open you up tomorrow night
And see if your insides
have changed colours
I'd better leave now
Fatboy
Not that many people know my nickname
This is Fatboy. Who's it?
Lucho?
No
You...
I'm Lucho's ghost
Don't be afraid
I'm not Tell me who killed you
Tell me
Nobody killed me
I don't...
believe that
How could you impregnate your widow?
You were impotent
And your brother-in-law
looks like a villain
He must have murdered you
I told you nobody killed me
If no...
Then why are you here?
You mean I shouldn't have come?
No, who else can help you?
I beg you
You don't have to do that
Why are you so stubborn?
Only because I want to help my buddy
I'm not your buddy
I know you don't want me
to get involved
You're making me mad
Likewise here
You...
I will definitely
open you up tomorrow
It won't do you any good
I'm doing it for my buddy
I'd kill you if I were a ghost Let's go
Us?
No, I mean myself
Lucho
Poor man
Did you convince him?
No
He's too loyal to his friends
He's also very stubborn
What is he going to do?
He wants to
open me up
What do you think?
I don't know You take care of him
Let's have him killed
Don't get me wrong
Fatboy's my buddy
I don't want him killed
I'll try
to stop him then
You'd better
My death won't do you any good
You'd better go back to play corpse
You're such
a slave driver
We just want you to get some sleep
Before anybody sees us
That sounds
much better
I wouldn't mind sleeping with you
Goodnight
What should I do now?
I've brought the tools, Lucho
Let me cut your belly open
And take a look at your insides
If you were really poisoned
I should be able to tell
This is too big for the job
This should do it
That's it
What are you doing?
I want to see
if Lucho was poisoned
That's what you believe?
Yes
I don't blame you
But you don't need any autopsy
To find out if he's poisoned
I know another way
This needle is sensitive to poison
It turns black
See
Now which part of Lucho should we test?
The belly
What's the colour of the needle?
Silver
What other parts do you want tested?
The throat
What else?
The brain
How can the brain be poisoned?
Of course it can
Hold it
What are you doing?
Fatboy wants to prove that
Lucho was poisoned
I thought Lucho was your buddy
That's why I have to
find out the truth
I wouldn't let you
abuse Lucho's body
He couldn't have
impregnated you
He was impotent
Right
He didn't impregnate me
Here comes the truth
I was raped
I tried to kill myself
Lucho saved me, he married me
Though he couldn't make love to me
He was very good to me
We were so much in love
But then he died
I decided to go ahead with the baby
So that Lucho could have a son
And the Ma's
won't become extinct
You expect me to believe that?
Lucho told me I could count on you
And you refuse to believe me
I don't want
to live anymore
Put it down
Don't be like that
Let me die
That won't solve anything
Please forgive me, it's my fault
Now I understand the whole story
No wonder
when Lucho came to me
He seemed to be hiding something from me
Your belly is so big now
And there are two navels
Lucho
She's all right
I'm glad I haven't opened Lucho up
Should we test some more?
No
Let me know
if you need any help
You take care now
You're stupid but you're a real friend
Are you all right?
Tomorrow is the funeral
Priceless antiques
will be buried with you
I would sell them all
And give you 40%
Rest in peace now
See you tomorrow
I've been waiting for you
What's so urgent?
Excuse us please
What happened to your head?
I fell on the way
What's so urgent?
Old Ma left me
a big sum of money
To be given to Lucho's spouse
Only if she gave birth to Lucho's offspring
The money will be yours
after your labour
How much is there?
I've already checked it
More than ten thousand taels
But Lucho said his father went broke
By buying
priceless antiques
Old Ma wouldn't do a thing like that
The antiques are
all cheap items
Old Ma lied to Lucho
In order to force Lucho to work hard
Now I get the true picture
Things are going according to Old Ma's plan
You'll have the money soon
I'll donate half of it
to build a bridge
Lucho would have wanted the same
I think you on behalf of the village
It's late and I'm tired
I'm leaving. Goodnight
So the antiques
are worthless
There's no need
for Lucho to be buried
Of course
there is
You mean...
Everybody thinks Lucho's dead
If he stays dead,
the money will be ours
You mean...
Who are you? Why do you want me dead?
I didn't know he's so tough
He almost killed me
Tidy things up
Dust to dust
Earth to earth
Oh my god
Lucho Ma was born in Kwangsi
In the year 1851
He died at the age
of thirty four
He was a very good man
Mr Young's pretty good
at things like this
Only if
he's sober
How do you know he's sober now?
Concentrate on your work
Lucho
Be careful with your womb
Calm down, Mrs Ma
You died at an early age
Maybe you were too good
to stay on earth
But little do you know
That you've broken many hearts
Do you miss us
at all?
Am I getting old?
Let me toast you this drink
And hope you'll remember us
Something's not working
Behold
Why? Why?
Be careful
What's the matter?
It's Lucho's ghost
He can't get
near me though
I can't get near him
I'll go find Fatboy
Fatboy, it's Lucho
You're such a powerful ghost
I have to avenge my murder
Now...
you're putting me on
You told me
nobody killed you
I've got a memory, you know
Why don't you
stop fooling around?
You would scare people
Why can't you be more considerate?
I was really murdered
We were buddies
I'll burn some
offerings for you
You rest in peace
I'll take care of
your wife for you
Now go back
Let me tell you
the whole story
How could you do something like that?
I'm dead now
What do you want me for?
To avenge my murder
But you were wrong too
Don't mix up
the issues
Leave me out of your mess please
I need your help though
You're my buddy
I'm not. Get lost
Are you upset about something?
No
Help me please
Get lost
I'll mess things up for you
You molested me
I'm sorry
Pork bread is good and hot, buddy
I'm okay. I'm sorry
Will you stop fooling around?
You messed up my whole setup
I didn't do it
You didn't do it?
I'll beat you up
Don't ever let me catch you again
Thanks
Haven't you had enough?
Stop fooling around, will you?
I didn't fool around,
I fell
he didn't want to do that
Why are you going inside?
What else can a man do
in the toilet?
You wasn't that nice to me
You didn't burn me a pretty one like this
You're impotent
anyway
I beg your pardon
You heard me
You want to upset me?
Yes
You'll have to do better than that
I'll kill you if I catch you
You wouldn't treat me like that
Am I not right?
No
I didn't do it
You can scare people to death
What have I done wrong?
I'm leaving you alone
Be careful or he'll blame me
Be careful
Come down
You want to talk to me?
No
Why did you call me down?
Well?
Come down you coward
Why do you call me
a coward?
Well?
He's a coward
I'm a coward
I'm dying
No, you're not
I broke my leg
You didn't
But it hurts
I'll carry you back up
Let me carry him
I'm in pain
What's the matter?
I shouldn't have gone to the toilet
I should have waited
until dawn
Thank you
Are you refusing to leave?
Yes, unless you agree to help me
Try staying here then
You haven't learned the skill yet
I didn't do it
It's me Fatboy's been possessed
Who are you?
Stop fooling around Look
What do you think?
I think he's gone berserk
Get up
Such mess
Uncle will be mad
I think we'd better
go back to sleep
I'm here
This is such a nice horse
It's fun
Come
Why did you mess up
the whole place?
I didn't do it The ghost did
What ghost?
He can't see me, Fatboy
I'll punish
you later
Uncle
Uncle's going to punish you
That makes you happy?
Give me power
Everybody thinks I'm crazy
I beg you
Help me then
I've got patience
I'll beat you up
Please don't
This vine is for hitting ghosts
You'll soon be finished
Please stop. I'll go away
You admit you're wrong?
I admit you're not a friend
Otherwise you'd help me avenge my death
You don't know what friends are for
No one would give a damn
about your murder
You're...
You were murdered?
It's too long and wild a story
Wait. I believe you're murdered
That's why I couldn't
break your burial brick
Tell me the whole story
Will it work?
It will expedite...
the delivery
It always works
Increase the
dosage please
Right
We want to get the money sooner
I hate to see them
getting away with murder
Right?
Right
That's why I want Fatboy to help me
Can he help you?
Don't order me to kill
I'm not capable of violence
I just need your outfit
My outfit?
That means your body
Is it safe, Uncle?
Shut up
What if he doesn't
return the outfit?
Lie down
Please
Behold the heavens
And the hells
Behold the angels
And the devils
Out with Fatboy's soul
from his body
The soul will last and die with the light
Let's put Lucho's soul
Into Fatboy's body
Get ready, Lucho
Let's have it done
Thank you, Uncle
Make sure you come back before dawn
Or Fatboy will die
My life's in your hand
I'll be back in no time
I'll go now
Don't mess up my outfit
I thought I was still a ghost
What do you want, Fatboy?
I'm not Fatboy
He reminds me of someone
Who though?
Fatboy?
No
Who are you?
Lucho
I borrowed
Fatboy's body
That won't work now
Uncle, the light is going out
What time is it?
Just past midnight
What's holding Lucho up?
Fire
Don't kill me
I'll burn you offerings
Save them for yourself
It was my wife's...
idea
I know. She's next
Right after you
I'll be doomed
if your pants touch my head
To hell with you
Bitch
Come here
I'll cover you up with my pants
Dawn's coming
I'd better go back first
Or Fatboy will die
He must have left
I'd better leave too
But then I would get nothing
I'll have to stay
What took you so long?
You came back like this?
Where's my outfit?
It was stripped off me by her pants
Why didn't you get it back?
I couldn't. I'm a ghost
Who can get it back then?
Uncle
I wouldn't get there
before dawn
Then I'll die
Let's carry Uncle over there
Let's hurry then
I'll get the light
I'll get it for you
Be careful
Let me down
Uncle can't pass through
Don't forget
I'm not a ghost
Don't let the light go off
Uncle
I'll strangle you
Get my outfit first
That's right
Follow me
Where is it?
It's gone
What are we going to do now?
I'll look around for it
Don't you know it's late?
I'm coming to save life
You're not needed here Go away
Get lost
It's not here
God punishes the wicked
Is she going to die?
Serves here right anyway
What about the baby?
Time's running out
Where can it be?
She buried me
Here!
Come on, hurry up
Catch up!
Drag the body out
Is it all right now?
No, the light's gone
I'm sorry, Fatboy
That's fate, Fatboy
I'll wait for you in hell
He's gone, Uncle
Look at yourself
Help me please
I beg you
Don't yell. I'm thinking
Hurry. I'm through
Think of a way to help me
Don't yell
I'm thinking hard
Why did you die so young, Fatboy?
How did Fatboy die
so suddenly?
He was possessed by some spirit last night
He died before I woke up this morning
I'm glad I didn't sleep here
Please don't be so heartbroken, Yuen
Calm down please
Life is short, Yuen
You think she doesn't know that?
Stop arguing, you two
She's crying harder now
You teased me first
Get lost, you two
Did Fatboy say anything before he died?
Yes
What did he say?
He wanted me to help him
Why didn't you then?
He died before I could do anything
Fatboy
Why couldn't you wait a bit longer?
It's all over now
Not really. I've got a plan
I don't know if it'll work though
What's the plan like?
I need someone to sacrifice himself
What are you doing?
Nothing
Nobody wants you to sacrifice
You're not qualified
We need someone closest to Fatboy
Like whom?
Like his wife
Why didn't you marry me, Fatboy?
Can I marry him now?
You really want to save him?
If you can't save him
You'll be a widow forever
When Fatboy died
I was going to be a nun anyway
I'll give it a try
Proceed with the wedding
What kind of wedding is this?
A wedding of life and death
Are you sure this is a rooster?
How do you know it's not impotent?
When I caught it
It was surrounded by hens
Please
Bow once Bow a second time
You are husband and wife now
Seven days after a man died
His soul will come out
In the form of a cold wind
Which will leave the corpse
And travel around
Until he finds his next stop
You should place a lamp behind the coffin
Make it as bright as possible
So that he'll recognize the way back
Place a bowl of rice near the coffin
To feed him and make him fit for travelling
Come back soon, Fatboy
I'll wait for you
On the fourteenth day
The soul will return
Have a ladder ready
Right under the chimney
Yes
The soul does not return alone
It'll be accompanied by ghost guards
He can stay here for only a short time
Then he'll be guarded back to hell
The guards are real mean
They treat the soul cruelly
Have a lot of offerings ready
Treat the guards well
Make them feel good
So they'll be nice to Fatboy
They love eggs and wine
Make some hard boiled eggs
Place them in wine
I forgot to tell you
The soul may turn into a beetle
or an insect
There are insects everywhere
How do I identify Fatboy?
Put lime on your rooftop
If an insect has lime on its legs
It must be Fatboy
I see
Once you've caught the insect
You have to...
Yes?
Turn around
Wrap it with your feminine napkin
So that the guards can't find it
Hand in there until dawn
And Fatboy will live
Can you hang in there?
It's done
These people are nice
They have prepared good things for us
Fantastic
There are eggs here
And here too
Can't get to them
Drink the wine first
That's ridiculous
Eat the eggs and we can't drink the wine
Drink the wine first
At long last
You're drunk
You're lousy drinkers
If you're Fatboy
Crawl onto my palm
I won't let them
take you away
Where's Fatboy?
We'd better ask for Fatboy
Hand us back Fatboy
I don't understand you
Hand us Fatboy or we'll get rough
Don't come near me
Get her
Give her hell
Let her know we mean business
Hand Fatboy over
No way
Pick her up
Let go of me
Throw her at the door
We'll cut Fatboy's...
body up
No! Leave him alone
go, go...
Let me go, get lost...
She's tough
She's too tough
She took the ladder away
She blocked the chimney
Find another way out
It's hot
Please let us go
No way
Mrs Fatboy
We're only ghosts
We've got our weaknesses too
Please stop burning us
Please let us go
On one condition
Forget about Fatboy
We can't
We have to bring him back
That's the way it should be
That's not the way it should be
Fatboy was a good man
He was only avenging his friend
Go tell your master
Wait until Fatboy has children
Then come and bring him back
That's a deal
It's almost dawn
Let us go
Or we'll terminate
All right
Let's go
Didn't I die?
I saved your life
What?
Why am I at your house?
This is our house
What?
We're married
How could that happen?
Uncle performed the wedding ceremony
What?
Did he play bridegroom too?
Of course not
I'll do it myself
The guards will wait until we have children
Life is short
Let's go for it